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napfa. pw.

Two shocking results over the past two weeks. NAPFA+PW :O

So yesterday was the NAPFA test and i got a silver! It’s a really awesome miracle straight from God. The previous week i was jumping after sch almost everyday, trying desperately to pass my standing broad jump (220cm). The best i could muster was a 235, but that was just once and the average was a measly 215 or something like that. It’s really amazing that i could jump a 218 ytd and sham bumped it up to 220 to make it a D. So he does have a heart after all. Btw i found out he’s married from fb photos, which only serves to confirm that he DOES have a heart.

The day started off with shuttle run and on my very first station, my shoe came off and i slipped and fell, skinning both knees. So embarrassing -.- So anyway i hobbled over to the PE dept where they gave me this alcohol spray which hurt A LOT. It’s supposed to create this fake skin over the wound but i don’t suppose it works very well on moving joints cos it wore out and turned into a bloody mess. The blood was dripping into my socks yuck. After the whole test i went back for a 2nd spray and it took 3 teachers to attend to me. Oh and they were all female cos sham and the other guy was watching NBA and arguing over kevin garnett. So maybe sham’s heart only activates occasionally or something. Then trigger-happy ms neo gave me the spray for a good 5 secs and sent me out of the PE dept reeling in pain.

My final NAPFA scores were: shuttle run D, situps A, pullups B, SBJ D (!), sit-and-reach C, 2.4 D (missed C by 4 seconds i think) I was expecting to do more pullups but figured it would be better to conserve energy for other stations. Pullups is another amazing miracle cos i did ZERO for last year’s napfa and could only do 2 at best the start of this year. :) I’m still happy with the B la.

On the other hand, i am NOT happy for the B that i got for PW. I was fully expecting an A for the effort my whole grp put in. In fact my whole class got disproportionate results. The sch A-rate was 76% but it was only 44% for my class and ZERO% for my grp. It’s the only subject i ever stayed up all night for (aided by two cans of red bulls) and this is what i get? I’m pretty sure the other members of my class/grp should agree. Super disappointed…

I could rant all day about how my teacher sucks and deserves to be drawn and quartered, then redrawn and requartered, then PERISH IN FIRE, then reincarnated in the form of a PW student and PW teacher simultaneously just so he can teach himself and suffer at his own hands, but i won’t. I’ll find a more healthy, safe and legal alternative to getting revenge for this amalgamation of grief and confusion that you have caused us. Nah i just won’t do it cos i’m not that sort of person.

But i’m still happyyy for my napfa silver. All thanks goes to God. :)

11:34 pm, BY 10oclockgentleman.